Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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