Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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