You smell like stripper and shame
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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