I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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