I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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