Sry I called you an 8
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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