in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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