Kiss
Puke
Jerry, you need to find god
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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