did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Randomize
