Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I am available for nakedness
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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