Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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