We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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