In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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