Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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