Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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