david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Will exercising make me less horny?
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