I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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