Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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