o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He did a backflip because drugs
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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