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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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