Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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