yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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