I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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