in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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