so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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