we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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