Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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