Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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