Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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