this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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