whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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