You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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