we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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