party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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