sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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