it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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