Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
