normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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