Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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