is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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