Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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