i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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