Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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go home
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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