u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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