It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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