two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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