Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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