so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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