I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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