i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
that's an acceptable place to lick
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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