Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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