Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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