If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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