it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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